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Axsis's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 875 Points

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)

Cathode Raybots

N00Binator Unlocked 2/14/13
5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Channel Flipper 5 Points Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
Proletariat 5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.
Unpatriotic 5 Points Defeat the Patriots.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)

Infiltrating the Airship

You Win! Unlocked 5/28/13
10 Points
Good job!
The Last Fantasy Unlocked 5/28/13
25 Points
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Rank PBT Unlocked 5/28/13
50 Points
You Won!
Rank RBH Unlocked 5/28/13
50 Points
You Won!
Rank RPE Unlocked 5/28/13
50 Points
You Won!
Barnyard Blitz 5 Points It sure is animaly in here
Buttery Snack 5 Points Yum Yum
Gold 5 Points Is it edible?
Kredit 2 Team 10 Points Credit where credit is due
Music Enthusiast 10 Points Listen to a song used in the game
Bound to the Earth 25 Points Oh my goodNess!
Famous Movie Line 25 Points Well, maybe not THAT famous
Rank GAPI 50 Points You Won!
Biggoron's Sword 100 Points Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Failpocalypse 100 Points Fail a Total of 100 Times
Master of Fails 100 Points Get All 60 Unique Fails
LOLOLOL!!!!11 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BEEEEEEEEE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
braaaggghhh.. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/19 (185/645 points)

Intruder Combat Training

adept Unlocked 12/14/12
5 Points
Kill 10 enemies.
headshot Unlocked 12/14/12
10 Points
Get 10 headshots
sniper Unlocked 12/14/12
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
killer 25 Points Kill 100 enemies
specialist 50 Points Get 50 headshots
agent 100 Points Finish all 10 missions
maniac Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (115/340 points)

Nothing To Hide

BE SOMEBODY Unlocked 2/26/14
5 Points
Run away, and begin your escape.
Support & Share Unlocked 2/26/14
5 Points
Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Self Surveillance Unlocked 2/26/14
10 Points
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Slidewalking Unlocked 2/26/14
25 Points
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
An Act of Activation Unlocked 2/26/14
50 Points
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
BE NOBODY Unlocked 2/26/14
100 Points
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)

Psycho Cycle Smash!

You began Unlocked 7/6/13
5 Points
you clicked on play game button
lol you died Unlocked 7/6/13
10 Points
you died once
SUPER SMASH BROS 5 Points played the smash bros levels
Woop Woop Woop 5 Points Complete THAT Reverse Gravity Level
Leap Of Faith Portal Style 25 Points Do The Leap of Faith and Live In The Portal Levels
Smash The Targets 2 25 Points Get 3 Stars in Smash Bros Level 2
This was a triumph 25 Points Beat The Portal Levels
You Monster 25 Points You killed your companion box for the needs of science
Leap Of Faith 50 Points Take a leap of faith and live in the Reverse Grav Level
Smash The Targets 1 50 Points Got 3 Stars on Level 1 of Smash Bros Levels
UberGood 50 Points Beat an uber hard level
UUUUUBER GOOD 100 Points Beat ALL THE UBER HARD LEVELS
Now You're Thinking Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Beat The Bosses Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Story Mode Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Main Game Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
View Credits Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Reverse Gravity and Shit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/500 points)

Relive Your Life

100 MPH Spank! Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! Unlocked 1/27/13
10 Points
Check out any of the external links
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Human Appliance Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
Mee-Yow! Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Puppy Love Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Shoop Da Whoop! Unlocked 1/27/13
10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! Unlocked 1/27/13
10 Points
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! Unlocked 1/20/13
10 Points
You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! Unlocked 1/20/13
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 17/32 (260/500 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 12/13/12
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 12/13/12
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 12/13/12
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 12/13/12
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Amateur Unlocked 12/13/12
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 12/13/12
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Strong Armed Unlocked 12/13/12
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Radioactive Unlocked 12/13/12
25 Points
Use a nuke
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 8/20 (75/500 points)